Or at least nominee.
I nearly choked on my Pop-Tart this morning when I read in The Ottawa Sun that the former Chicago Bull and Detroit Piston has decreed that if he doesn't at least finish third in the next Nobel Peace Prize contest the fix is in.
You may recall that Mr. Boards was instrumental in hanging out with that guy, Kim Jong-Un, earlier this year which most likely meant nothing. Considering Mr. Rodman is 6'8" and could kill me with his hands I would prefer you breaking the news to him.