Cold I may be but I am also accurate.
The lucky recipient of said tumour, a lung tumour none the less, as reported by the gang at Postmedia, is Bruce Carson. Mr. Carson is our beloved Prime Minister Stephen Harper's former chief of staff and he was slated to be tried for fraud against the government, a story that APTN broke, July 22.
This is not Mr. Carson's first rodeo; he has been convicted of fraud before. Back in '90. Gives hope to all of us who want to run Canada someday. Kudos to Mr. Prime Minister for giving Mr. Carson a second chance; reverse kudos to Mr. Carson for f'ing it up.