Saturday, June 15, 2013

6145...Ranch Dressing Flavoured Pop



What are they thinking at Lester's Fixins?

These are the folks who have brought you hipster pops with flavours like chicken wing, Buffalo style, bacon, peanut butter and jelly.  The latest flav in their Rocket Fizz line is Ranch Dressing Soda.

Ranch Dressing Soda Lesters Fixins

According to the review in a Huffington Post earlier this week Coke and Diet Coke are safe.  To wit:   ""The smell is like blue cheese and plastic and smelly feet. The taste is just like sugar and coconut, but THE SMELL IS SO REPULSIVE THAT I CANNOT GET PAST IT."  More wit:  "You know, there is almost nothing I won't eat, but the smell of this alone made my eyes water. The taste isn't the problem, it just tastes like sugar soda. The problem is the lactic, blue-cheesy, synthetic aroma that enters your soft palate and nose as you swallow. Just thinking about it is giving me the shivers.
I mean, why not mess with buttermilk powder and garlic extract before you turn to some weird synthetic chemical? This tastes like you soaked blue cheese in sunscreen in a plastic tub on a hot day, and then forced it through a seltzer siphon. "
Available soon at an overpriced health food store near you.

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