Pretend you don't know who she is.
She, of course, is Honey Boo-Boo, the star of TLC's number one show, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, a show that gets 2.3 million viewers a week. She is also the reporter that outted Anderson Cooper; even though everybody knew. If you translated her ratings into hipster one would find that Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo beats CNN's Strombo by about 20 viewers to 1. And is less self centred.
This season's debut on July 17 should be exciting cause it is the first ever Watch'n'Sniff show in television history. The Wrap.com says "Here's how it works: The network is distributing nearly 10 million scent cards nationwide, including the July 5 People magazine and July 12 Us Weekly. Select Time Warner Cable retail stores nationwide also will carry the cards nationwide, and street teams will pass out the cards in major cities."