Monday, June 17, 2013

6154...Doug Ferrari's Show Biz Rules


1. You are not a failure until you quit. 
2. Better a has-been than a never-was. 
3. Always carry your wallet onstage. 
4. Never work with children or animals.
5. Remember no matter who you are you will never be considered a normal human. Boarding houses during vaudeville had signs: NO SHOW PEOPLE NO ANIMALS NO NEGROES And show people were always FIRST.
6. Forget respect from parents or family until you buy a house (rule Pre-2008).
7. Better your audience boo than yawn.
8. We are all circus people and we are all in the psych book somewh ere.


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