Tuesday, March 12, 2013

5724...Scott Timmins Won't U Please Come Home

Your home.

Scott Timmins is a lack luster player on a lack luster team in a town that doesn't really care about hockey.

Mr. Timmins, 24, plays for the San Antonio Rampage of the American Hockey League, a Florida Panthers affiliate, and has had a couple of cups of coffee in the NHL.  

He should stick to coffee.

Today the grinder is the lead story in San Antonio.  

He went out and got pinned with the boyz Sunday night and was so over refreshed that he ended up crashing on the chesterfield.  Problem was/is it was not his chesterfield.  Or his house.  

He ended up on Benjamin Garza's chesterfield and when he was discovered at the un Godly hour of 3.30 in the morning by Mrs. Benjamin Garza there was a lot of confusion followed by a call to the police.  

The San Antonio Express says that Mr. "Timmins was charged with criminal trespassing of a habitation, a Class A misdemeanor. He was released from jail Monday after posting $800 bail."

He is from Hamilton btw; and I thought Hammertonians knew how to drink.

Wrong again.


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