And then there's 24-year old Spencer Holt in Oklahoma City. He thought it would be a swell idea to steal a Zamboni and drive it out of the downtown convention center. Talk about a low speed chase. Alas he didn't even make it out of the building. Stupidity isn't a crime, so police had to settle for several other charges including, shocker, public drunkenness.
I know. Oklahoma. This is so much more an Ontario story. At least there's an "O", eh? And a hammered alleged felon.