Or get used to eating baby food.
Londoner Marek Olszewski dumped his dentist girlfriend Anna Mackowiak but kept an appointment for dental work with her earlier this week. Huffington Post reports that the good, and by good I mean bad, doctor "...allegedly did what any burned beau with a set of pliers and some anesthetic would do: she doped him up, pulled out all his teeth, and wrapped his head with bandages so he wouldn't notice until he left her office."
Lawyers, police and possibly jail will ensue. One would also presume that a collection agency will be required to collect from Mr. Olszewski.