Sunday, April 8, 2012

4454...Solving The Seniors Problem

They take up a lot of space, they smell funny and they are often higher than kites.

They are senior citizens.

Eskimos, the Sisters of St. Joesph's taught me, handle the senior problem by, at a certain age, putting the cotton heads on a chunk of ice, giving said chunk a push and waving as grandpa and grandma went over the horizon.

In our more enlightened times the state of Hawaii has, as I wrote about earlier this year, made it easy for seniors to buy and drive mopeds. That, combined with a no helmet law, has been beneficial in culling the herd.

Best idea ever comes from a Facebook posting. From the language I would presume this is American.

Budget Cuts

Next Month, the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors [instead of illegals] in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs. Older people are easier to catch and less likely to remember how to get back home.




Please alert Stephen Harper.

WFDS

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