It was the cubicle talk all over your capital [and Quebec's third largest city aussi] today.
According to Ashley Madison, and reported widely in the better fishwraps in town [24, Metro, The Ottawa Sun], Ashely Madison being the website for people who like to f*ck around on their partners, Ottawa, little old Ottawa, is the number one city in the country for adultery.
Earlier in the week when Ottawa was ranked the number one place to live in Canada our beloved Mayor, James-call-me-Jim-Watson, was all over it. So was his close friend and cheerleader Warren Kinsella. We get this honour and not a peep out of either of them.
Je suis confused.