Wednesday, March 14, 2012

4343...The Girl Scouts Are More Than Cookies

They are also a breeding ground for lesbianism and abortions.

Yeah, I know, the above two sorta counter each other but this isn't my idea, k?

The brainiac that came up with this theory is Bob Morris, an Assemblyman in Indiana. Mr. Morris has been castigated by pretty much everyone inside and outside his party which, surprise, is the Republican Party.

Mr. Morris told The Associated Press that people, that is you and I, have to do more research into the Girl Scouts.

I am researching a box of their cookies as I write this.


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