Problem.
Sometimes the wife can be a royal pain in the behind.
Same goes for husbands, boyfriends, kids.
And don't get me started on the in-laws; oy vey.
But you gotta do what you gotta do, especially during the festive season.
Unless you are a certain unnamed 35 year old Sicilian fellow who really didn't want to spend New Year's with the wife and her family. Agi News said he first showed up at a police station on Thursday asking to be arrested because he preferred spending the night in prison rather than with his family, but was rebuffed because he had not committed a crime.
Easy to fix that.
"The man immediately went to a tobacco shop next door, where he threatened the owner with a box cutter as he grabbed a few sweets and a packet of gum. He then waited until police arrived to arrest him for robbery..."
Problem solved.
WFDS
No comments:
Post a Comment