Friday, January 1, 2010

1514...Wife Avoidance 101

Problem.

Sometimes the wife can be a royal pain in the behind.

Same goes for husbands, boyfriends, kids.

And don't get me started on the in-laws; oy vey.

But you gotta do what you gotta do, especially during the festive season.

Unless you are a certain unnamed 35 year old Sicilian fellow who really didn't want to spend New Year's with the wife and her family. Agi News said he first showed up at a police station on Thursday asking to be arrested because he preferred spending the night in prison rather than with his family, but was rebuffed because he had not committed a crime.

Easy to fix that.

"The man immediately went to a tobacco shop next door, where he threatened the owner with a box cutter as he grabbed a few sweets and a packet of gum. He then waited until police arrived to arrest him for robbery..."

Problem solved.

WFDS

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