Sunday, January 24, 2010

1618...Kids Today

It has happened since the beginning of the beginning. Or at least a generation after the beginning.

"Kids today, they are nothing like they were when we were kids."

Like the wheel gets reinvented every generation.

Remember Woodstock? Those folks are 60, 70, 80 now and, if you listen to the chatter among senior citizens, they were just there to listen to the music.

Teenagers like pissing off their elders, always have, always will. Another truth is teenagers lie and documentary makers like to make money by throwing a big scare into parents who forget their younger daze.

Check this: “I ended up having sex with more than one person that night and then in the morning I was trying to get morning-after pills,” one of the girls said. “I was, like, 14 at the time.” It’s just one of dozens of stories from teenage girls in a new documentary Oral Sex Is The New Goodnight Kiss by Canadian filmmaker Sharlene Azam that aims to shed light on the secret, extremely sexual lives of today’s teens.

It's a book, it is a documentary and it is Dr. Phil approved so check it out at your local bookstore and get scared.

While you are getting scared for your daughters keep this in mind:

Grandma and grandpa's generation invented f*cking in cars.

So give your head a shake, have a cocktail and don't worry about a thing, your little girl is going to be fine.

WFDS

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