Saturday, April 24, 2010

2166...Tips For The Criminally Inane

Tip number one:

If your license plate lights are out, you should probably think twice about driving around with marijuana, heroin, 249 Effexor pills, a digital scale, and drug-packaging materials. Especially after midnight in a quiet Pennsylvania suburb.

The Morning Call, a fish wrap from William Penn's forest, tells us that Saturday morning at a quarter past twelve failed drug dealers Mina E. Hanna and Nandy L. Arias got to meet the South Whitehall Township police. The reason for the pull over was coz our heroes license plate lights were out.

When 50 looked in their ride they spotted a gun; guns make people nervous especially police people.

A search ensued and, well, the story does not end well for Mr. Hanna and Mr. Arias.

WFDS

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