And stay away from church.
NewsCom.au reports that even though they may be holy places of worship and reflection new figures show that you are not as safe in a church in New South Wales as you are at a strip club or in a brothel.
The latest data, compiled by the NSW Bureau of Crime Statistics and Research, showed 1600 people were charged with committing a range of 27 offences in the state's places of worship in 2008.
The figures showed only 282 people were charged in peeler bars and brothels.
That, mom, is why I stay home on Sunday.