1. Steal her car.
David Menzies at MSN Autos reports that Detroiter Terrence McCoy, 24, had taken his 27-year-old female companion to a Ferndale, Michigan restaurant for their first date.
Ever the gentleman, when the bill came Mr. McCoy insisted on paying but told his new squeeze that he had seemed to have forgotten his wallet in her car. When he got to the car he decided that instead of retrieving his wallet and settling the tab, he would steal his date’s wheels.
Expect Mr. McCoy to be released sometime in 2011.
Expect there not to be a second date.