Friday, February 24, 2012

4268...The Chateau Laurier Wants You

To return any sh*t you may have stolen from Ottawa's oldest [I guess] and most regal hotel.

The Chateau is in your capital, the next big building east of the Hill. The Fairmont Chateau Laurier is celebrating it's [pick a number] anniversary this year and is asking those of you [not me] to take advantage of their amnesty program and send them any sh*t you have thiefed from the palace over the years.

Allegedly you can even get it back.

They want everything you have taken from matchbooks [qu'est que c'est le matchbook?]to furniture.


1 comment:

  1. Matchbook - Now Dan, do you really not know what a matchbook is?

    Every, hotel, bar, tavern, restaurant etc. used to have books of matches (with the name of their establishment printed on the outside) laying around everywhere for clients use and take-away. It was a given, there is more smokers than non-smokers.

    Furniture from the Chateau, not so much, silver coffee pots, well perhaps, but long gone now. :)