A study by ophthalmologists in Germany, reported in Sydney, Australia's The Daily Telegraph has discovered that, on average, men cry six times a year and usually at weddings.
Especially when they find out the bar's dry or that hot bridesmaid isn't interested in them.
Women on the other hand, get it under control ladies. On average females will shed tears between 30 and 64 times a year. Men cry an average of two minutes. Women, well, jeez, the study says six minutes but anecdotal research done at the WFDS laboratories shows that it can go on for hours, days, weeks sometimes.
Sensitive new age guys, that would be me, right? cry 17 times a year.
More useless information courtesy of science and moi.
WFDS
hahaha, sooo sweet! Touching, really.
ReplyDeleteThis is why I read and listen to the WFDS: he's the kind of good guy who is very well in touch with the 'people.' ;-)
Almost makes me feel a little weepy, lol ;-)
'Conservatives' et al. could learn a lot from such open, genuine, heartwarming empathy and compassion, eh?!