That is what New Jersey girl Donna Simpson says.
The svelte 602 pound beauty is eating 12,000 calories a day in hopes to achieve her life long goal of weighing half a ton, 1,000 pounds. For those of you who do metric, 1,000 pounds converts to a lot.
Donna wheezed to the Daily Mail that she's trying to gain 400lbs in the next two years, so she can officially become the fattest woman on the planet. She told the British paper that "I'd love to be 1,000lb. It might be hard though. Running after my daughter keeps my weight down. I love eating and people love watching me eat. It makes people happy, and I'm not harming anyone."
She also says that, with the exception of the fact that she has to travel around on a mobile scooter because her knees are too busy weeping for their future to hold her up and her cardio is only good for twenty feet, she is in perfect condition.
To get to her dream weight she will have to eat 12,000 calories a day, six times what the average woman eats. She pays for the food, her grocery bill is 750.00$ a week, she runs a website where men pay to watch her eat fast food.
Brilliant.
WFDS
"Follow your dreams. You can meet your goals. I am living proof. Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!!!" --Eric Cartman (Weight Gainer 4000)
ReplyDeleteThe fact that she has a web-cam based revenue stream just shows that you always find someone to pay money for just about anything.
I also find it hard to believe that she runs after her daughter enough that it makes a serious dent in her weight gain. At some point though, won't child services step in? After all, once she gets heavy enough she won't be able to leave her bed and therefore care for her daughter.