Pink-Clad Pooch Stolen from Gay Bar by Man With Britney Tattoo
I only wish I could make something like that up.
Brian Hamacher writes that Hudson Hayward Hemingway, that is the pink clad pooch, was allegedly stolen from Brian Dortort at Georgie's Alibi, a gay bar in South Florida.
Mr. Dortort says that he let a man with a Britney Spears tattoo on either his neck or arm hold the 4-month-old Chihuahua. Neck OR arm. Thanks for narrowing that down.
Hudson Hayward Hemingway is about the size of a softball, light-cream colored with a pink belly, pink ears and pink earrings.
On a dog.
A dog named Hudson Hayward Hemingway.
My guess, the dog just booked Mr. Dortort, just booked baby.
Clay Aiken was not available for comment.