Showing posts with label Clay Aiken. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Clay Aiken. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

739...Pride Week Continues

Don't forget the parade this Sunday, rolling by Parliament Hill.

Look for me in the rainbow sombrero marching with our great MPP Yasir Naqvi, fellow CKCUer Emily O and other positive members of our community.

Clay Aiken was not available for comment.

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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

733...Pride Week In Ottawa

The gay kind.

The parade by the way is this Sunday; look for me marching with Yasir Naqvi, with my rainbow colour sombrero, with sequins of course. The parade basically goes down Wellington Street past the Hill and meanders down Elgin Street to City Hall.

Clay Aiken was not available for comment.

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Sunday, August 23, 2009

721...Canadian Men Like Looking At Women

Except those that will be marching in Pride in the Nation's Capital next weekend. Those men look at other men.

Fair dinkum.

A U.K. report reported in The Telegraph reports that the average man spends 43 minutes a day checking out 10 different women. This works out to about a year of girl watching from the age of 18 to 80. More if you went to graduate school.

For gay dudes, insert "boy" for "girl" and apply.

Clay Aiken was not available for comment.

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Friday, August 21, 2009

712...Britney Spears Update V. 2.

Dateline NBCMiami.com.

Pink-Clad Pooch Stolen from Gay Bar by Man With Britney Tattoo


I only wish I could make something like that up.

Brian Hamacher writes that Hudson Hayward Hemingway, that is the pink clad pooch, was allegedly stolen from Brian Dortort at Georgie's Alibi, a gay bar in South Florida.

Mr. Dortort says that he let a man with a Britney Spears tattoo on either his neck or arm hold the 4-month-old Chihuahua. Neck OR arm. Thanks for narrowing that down.

Hudson Hayward Hemingway is about the size of a softball, light-cream colored with a pink belly, pink ears and pink earrings.

Earrings.

On a dog.

A dog named Hudson Hayward Hemingway.

My guess, the dog just booked Mr. Dortort, just booked baby.

Clay Aiken was not available for comment.

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Friday, February 27, 2009

14...Clay Aiken, Gay; Lindsay Lohan, Not Gay

I had a severe bout of triskadekaphobia which is why I had to take a break after blog 13.

Some interesting schtuff going down the pipe these days including some shocking news from tinsel town, or a variation thereof, that being that Clay Aiken was fired/quit his record label because you/me/we the buying public have decided not to buy his records. OMG, stop the friggin' presses.

In other earth shattering news from the world of the world, it turns out that Clay Aiken is gay, not the happy kind or the stupid kind but the homosexual kind. Although I hope he is happy and, who knows, he may not be that bright either.

Clay Aiken: Gay.

Lindsay Lohan: Not Gay.

That is according to her dad, Michael Lohan, who says her relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson is a sham. Clamouring for the spotlight, the former stock broker, prison and professional dad has also implored his daughter to eat more and work more and then I stopped reading because I got bored. Like you are now.

Still, the fact that Lindsay is or is not a lesbian is irrelevant; what is relevant is her and her family make those of us who are Irish Catholic proud. Dysfunction is what we do and they do it better than most.

Kudos.

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