Friday, February 27, 2009

14...Clay Aiken, Gay; Lindsay Lohan, Not Gay

I had a severe bout of triskadekaphobia which is why I had to take a break after blog 13.

Some interesting schtuff going down the pipe these days including some shocking news from tinsel town, or a variation thereof, that being that Clay Aiken was fired/quit his record label because you/me/we the buying public have decided not to buy his records. OMG, stop the friggin' presses.

In other earth shattering news from the world of the world, it turns out that Clay Aiken is gay, not the happy kind or the stupid kind but the homosexual kind. Although I hope he is happy and, who knows, he may not be that bright either.

Clay Aiken: Gay.

Lindsay Lohan: Not Gay.

That is according to her dad, Michael Lohan, who says her relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson is a sham. Clamouring for the spotlight, the former stock broker, prison and professional dad has also implored his daughter to eat more and work more and then I stopped reading because I got bored. Like you are now.

Still, the fact that Lindsay is or is not a lesbian is irrelevant; what is relevant is her and her family make those of us who are Irish Catholic proud. Dysfunction is what we do and they do it better than most.

Kudos.

WFDS

1 comment:

  1. "Clay Aiken is gay, not the happy kind or the stupid kind but the homosexual kind. Although I hope he is happy and, who knows, he may not be that bright either"

    As a teacher who specialized in teaching children with disabilities, as an advocate for inclusion and the right for all children to receive a primary education world wide, a UNICEF ambassador, the head of his own multi-million dollar foundation and a NY Times best selling author. I don't think you need to wonder about his education or intelligence.

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