Saturday, August 22, 2009

715...Identical Twin Fun

Ah the benefits of being an identical twin.

Sharing photo id, clothes and, of course, sex partners.

That is what an Orange, Connecticut police officer, Jared Rohrig, did earlier this week. WFSB Eyewitness News reports that Mr. Rohrig has been charged with sexual assault in the latter, an apparent no no in Connecticut.

Police said a woman told police that she went to meet Rohrig's twin brother, Joe, whom she was in a relationship with. The woman got into a hot tub with Jared Rohrig, thinking it was his brother, police said. This became that and next thing you know the two are in bed doing the hokey pokey. Whilst in the throes of esctasy the unnamed woman noticed that her partner did not have a cowboy tattoo on his derriere. The twin she normally has relations with, Joe, does.

Aghast, she asked Mr. Rohrig to cease and desist. He did not and has been charged with sexual assault in the first degree and criminal impersonation. His bond was set at $50,000 and he is scheduled to appear in court on Sept. 8. In the tradition of police departments everywhere, organizations that respect that being charged and being convicted are two different things, he was put on paid leave from the Orange Police Department.

WFDS

2 comments:

  1. Obtaining consent for sexual intercourse by using fraudulent means is an "apparent" crime in most jurisdictions, not only in Connecticut.

    More info here: http://www.connpost.com/ci_13180634

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  2. Sorry sir; it was a feeble attempt at sarcasm.

    Appreciate you pointing that out to me.

    And your continued support.

    WFDS

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