I am not certain what the average scrotum weighs but one would think that it is a tad less than 100 pounds, like about 100 pounds less than 100 pounds.
Which is what has turned Wesley Warren of Las Vegas into a bit of a rock star. Mr. Warren has a 100 poundish scrotum. The Las Vegas Review-Journal reports that Mr. Warren has had the problem with his junk since '08. Dr. Oz, the TV doctor, has offered to take care of the problem but, inexplicably to me, Mr. Warren has declined. His reasoning is that he doesn't want to give up the rights to his story. Plus he is due to go on Howard Stern any day now.
Personally I would rather be less famous and a hundred pounds lighter. Then again I already am World Famous.