First we have the stronzo of stronzos Dean Del Mastro. Sure you don't remember writing a 21,000.00 dollar cheque. And please, step away from the buffet.
Then alleged killer, cannibal and abuser of Canada Post, Luke Magnotta.
But wait, he says, channeling Billy Mays, there is more. I was reading a back copy of The Peterborough Examiner and this popped out at me.
Sarah Deeth writes that "Biting a chunk of flesh from a security guard's arm during an
LSD-fuelled fight was only one of many steps Derrick Bonneau took during
his bid to escape arrest.The 19-year-old then faked a seizure,
got police to take him to the hospital and gave officers a fake name,
all while trying to beat the rap on a shoplifting charge...The trouble began Jan. 25 at Zellers on Lansdowne
St. W., when a security guard caught Bonneau ripping the tags off
PlayStation 3 video games and shoving the merchandise down his pants..."