Saturday, September 4, 2010

2832...You Had A Bad Day

This would be the definition of a bad day.

You wake up in the morning feeling kind of sh*tty so you go on Facebook and tell all your so called friends that today is the day you are going to find out if there is an afterlife.

Then you sneak into your old building, bust in to a penthouse on the 40thish floor, take a big breath and jump.

It's over.

Or.

Not.
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In one of the biggest fails ever, not so good 22 year old actor Thomas Magill had his suicide jump stopped not by the pavement but by the windshield of a current model Dodge Charger.

He lives which means he failed.

Wait, it gets worse. Your home town paper, The New York Daily News, runs the story and the photo they run is off your Facebook. It is you, Mr. Magill, looking very merry and cherry and Stonewallesque in your Peter Pan outfit.

Fail.

WFDS

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