Showing posts with label Strippers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Strippers. Show all posts

Saturday, August 15, 2009

675...Breaking Into Jail

Not done often but it has now been done. Tuesday night in Gatineau, the town across the river from Ottawa, a city well known for cheap beer, strippers and cheap beer, a 20 year old man showed up at the Hull detachment on De La Carriere looking for a place to spend the night.

The sergeant on duty explained the Gatineau police are not hoteliers and referred him to community resources.

Not good enough for buddy; he left the station and proceeded to smash the windows of the station. Problem solved re sleeping indoors: the cops arrested the fool for vandalism and he appeared in court Wednesday.

Only in La Belle Province where the unthinkable happens on a regular basis.

WFDS

Thursday, May 7, 2009

103...Gilles D and the Bloc Q

Dude was dissing our future Prime Minister Michael I and frankly, I don't get it.

What I don't get, among other things is, the BQ. You have been in the Parliament of a foreign-to-you country, Canada, since before I went to university and keeping stamping your feet and saying you are leaving but you don't go.

Iggy is not evil for wanting national education standards and for wanting to insure [ensure? I went to Carleton, and didn't major in spelling or grammar only English] energy sufficency for all from sea to shining sea, not just those from Rimouski to Rouyn.

Not evil.

Time for you to make your move Gilles D. or shut the f up.

Don't get me wrong, I do like Quebec. A lot. SuperC, Simon, Bedo. It is a cultural thing. And it isn't just the fact that they have cheap beer, no speed limits and you can touch strippers. No, it goes deeper than that.

WFDS

Monday, February 9, 2009

11...February 11, 2009

OMG, my heart nearly stopped the other day when the world started spinning backwards.

Number 13, A-Rod, Alex Rodriquez, infielder for the New York Yankees, the finest baseball player of his generation, has admitted to using steriods.

They news flashed this on, well, all the stations and web sites that have news flashes.

What next?

Strippers with breast implants?

Really, where is the news story there?

[Not in the stripper thing; that is a story I am personally in the midst of researching, important work.]

Let us be realistic, if they, whomever they are, started real testing for steroids in college and professional sports the dymamic of the game would change.

And that ain't good for TV and TV is the tail that is totally wagging the dog.

By the way, I like the dog.

WFDS