846...Apparently He Looked Great Dead

Michael Jackson.

That is what his tweaked sister La Toya said in an interview with ABC's 20/20.

Ironically he didn't look so good when he was alive.

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597...Two Kings, One Love

What do Omar Arnold, Paul Farance, Bryan Singleton, Jack London, Michael Amir Williams Muhammad, Jimmy Nicholas, Blanca Nicholas, Roselyn Muhammad, Faheem Muhammad, Frank Tyson, Fernand Diaz, Peter Madonie, Josephine Baker and Kai Chase have in common?

They are all aliases used by Michael Jackson to score prescription drugs. So says the Los Angeles Times.

The King of Pop and the King had two things in common then: they both loved Lisa Marie and they both loved their pills.

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539... MJ Conspiracy Freaks

Come out of the closet.

I just received an email from Ottawa911Truth, they are a group of earnest conspiracy freaks who see black helicopters everywhere.

This is their latest, to summarize, apparently Michael Jackson was some sort of operative who was going to reveal a vast genocide conspiracy at his concerts in London.

Before or after Billie Jean?

Still, this is interesting, with the accent on interesting, bearing in mind, a rose is a rose is a rose.

"sics" everywhere btw.

MJ death and Jane Burgermeister connection

FSB sources are reporting to President Medvedev today that American pop icon Michael Jackson was “most assuredly” assassinated by the US Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) after an examination of data transmitted by a Russian Military’s Kosmos 2450 satellite show “conclusively” that immediately prior to the music stars death in Los Angeles an electromagnetic pulse consistent in pattern to EMR weapons looted from the former Soviet Union by the United States was employed at the “exact coordinates” of the rock stars home.

To the reason behind the CIA needing to assassinate Michael Jackson, these reports continue, was an out of court settlement the pop icon signed with son of the king of Bahrain, Sheikh Abdullah bin Hamad al-Khalifa, this past November in London, and which stated, in part, that in exchange for millions of dollars previously lent to Mr. Jackson by the Sheikh, Mr. Jackson would allow his sold-out United Kingdom concerts to be a “platform” for warning the World of a soon to occur mass genocide event.

Both Michael Jackson and Sheikh Abdullah bin Hamad al-Khalifa have been long standing supporters of the fearless Austrian investigative journalist, Jane Burgermeister, who is warning the world that the greatest crime in the history of humanity is underway, and as we can read:

“Jane Burgermeister has recently filed criminal charges with the FBI against the World Health Organization (WHO), the United Nations (UN), and several of the highest ranking government and corporate officials concerning bioterrorism and attempts to commit mass murder. She has also prepared an injunction against forced vaccination which is being filed in America. These actions follow her charges filed in April against Baxter AG and Avir Green Hills Biotechnology of Austria for producing contaminated bird flu vaccine, alleging this was a deliberate act to cause and profit from a pandemic.

In her charges, Burgermeister presents evidence of acts of bioterrorism that is in violation of U.S. law by a group operating within the U.S. under the direction of international bankers who control the Federal Reserve, as well as WHO, UN and NATO. This bioterrorism is for the purpose of carrying out a mass genocide against the U.S. population by use of a genetically engineered flu pandemic virus with the intent of causing death. This group has annexed high government offices in the U.S.


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536...Time For SuperEx To Step Up To The Plate

The butter plate that is.

When one door closes another one opens.

WHO TV in Des Moines reports that an web poll conducted by the Iowa State Fair on whether or not the fair should feature a statue of the late King of Pop, Michael Jackson, a poll that attracted more than 100,000 votes has, by a 65 to 35 margin, said no to the statue.

The WHO TV poll was even higher in its rejection of the statue, scoring 70/30.

Door closes.

Door opens.

SuperEx in Ottawa opens next month and something like a butter statue, a life sized butter statue, of Michael Jackson could, should and will be the thing to get it over the top.

No need to thank me in words; ride tickets would be fine.

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466...Mmmm Chicken

It's Toonie Tuesday in Ottawa and it is also Michael Jackson's funeral.

A coincidence?

I think not.

Rachel Hauraney reports from her desktop that at 2:20 this Toonie Tuesday this was what was going in Los Angeles: "...and now at the MJ tribute, Magic Johnson and Kobe Bryant are talking about eating KFC versus real chicken with Michael... For the record."

He has had his last taste of the Dirty Bird.

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433...No Accounting For Taste, Part One, Toronto

Arland Bruce III, a fooballer for the Toronto Argonauts, has been fined tens of dollars by the Canadian Football League for his actions after scoring the first touchdown of the 2009 CFL season.

Detroit Free Press reporter Steve Schrader writes that Mr. "Bruce took off his helmet, shoulder pads and jersey, laid down in the end zone and pretended to be buried---as a tribute to Michael Jackson. Said Argos coach Bart Andrus: 'I made the mistake of telling him in camp that once he got to the end zone I didn't care what he did.'"

This is the same Mr. Bruce who back in 2006 accused the referees in the CFL of being racist, their racism apparently affecting his ability to catch the ball as opposed to his lack of hand eye coordination affecting his ability to catch the ball.

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389...Michael Jackson Died Thursday

Ladies and gentlemen, Michael Jackson died Thursday.

Radio died right along with him. Most radio stations just kept John Tesh rolling, Ryan Seacrest babbling and voice tracking mindlessly ploughing through the playlist.

When John Lennon and Elvis Presley died, decades before consolidation, national program directors and big chains controlling everything from Toronto, Montreal, New York and Los Angeles most stations were immediately broadcasting on-air tributes, news accounts and playing wall-to-wall dead guy music.

In my town the only station that I heard going wall to wall Michael was the station that I am with, 93.1CKCU, which has, and this is a positive, a laissez faire attitude towards programming. Although the hit stations in town, TAG FM, KISS and HOT did talk about Michael Jackson they also played the songs that were programmed weeks, days, months ago. If anything, CFRA, the local right wing news talker and CBC ONE, the lefty news talker, were more on the story than the contemporary stations.

Not hating, just stating.

Score one for local TV, like Local4 in Detroit, stations that were out on the street in their towns and a big one for the Internet.

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385...Headline Of The Day

From the Ottawa Citizen:

Jackson ‘didn’t look too healthy,’ says former Ottawa filmmaker

Now he looks dead.

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380...NBA, Jacko and Farrah

Quite a day Thursday, Farrah Fawcett dies, Michael Jackson passes and the NBA draft.

Overshadowing it all were the trades of Vince Carter from Jersey to Orlando and Shaq moving in beside LeBron in Cleveland.

I was also saddened when, for the zillionth consecutive year I was overlooked in the draft.

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