Dennis Miller once said that inbreeding is so prevalent in Georgia that "He met a man who was his own father."
This may be the man.
WJBF-TV, serving the home of The Masters, Augusta, Georgia, reports that William Bonner, 36, was at the Allie Katz Bar Thursday night when I decided it would be a good, no, great idea to pour Bacardi 151 on his head, that is where the brain is btw, and light it on fire.
Took our hero a couple of cracks to get the fire started but when he did his head burned up real good.
He was in intensive care til Sunday; his nascent modelling career is up in smoke.