I do make fun of the porcine [not to mention truth challenged] MP from Peter Patch but, alas, I am a definite challenge for El Roundo.
According to something I picked off http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-18770328 of I have a higher BMI than 84 per cent of men in the world.
"If everyone in the world had the same BMI as you, it would add 68,569,678 tonnes to the total weight of the world's population."
No more poutine for breakfast.
Or ice cream.
Beer, but only for medicinal purposes.