Monday, July 16, 2012

4885...Vic Toews Fantasy

Via Jesse Brown and Macleans.


Deep in the bowels of the RCMP’s Ottawa headquarters, thousands of Mounties are scanning the Internet for signs of wrongdoing.  They read every blog post and comment written by Canadians, hunting for clues.  They watch every YouTube video we upload, scrutinizing the shaky footage for incriminating evidence.  Eventually, something pops: a kidnapped child in the blurry background of an Instagram picture! An anonymous post on Tumblr containing information known only to a wanted felon! The Mounties pull the I.P. address of each suspicious uploader and immediately contact the Internet service provider associated with it. All they need now is the given name of the subscriber assigned to that unique I.P., and they can swoop in for a quick arrest. 


Black helicopters.


WFDS



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