And you are a motherf*cker.
So sayeth Steven Slater. Mr. Slater, a long time flight attendant, last seen flying with JetBlue, was, according to the Ottawa Citizen, pissed off after an altercation with a passenger who was fiddling with his luggage after landing but before the plane had come to a complete stop.
Mr. Slater bolted from the plane by sliding down one of the inflatable emergency chutes Monday but not before getting on the intercom and accusing the passenger of having a completed Oedipus complex.
Apparently all this is against the rules and Mr. Slater was busted after fleeing JFK.