And he's going to get married.
He is Rush Limbaugh, iconic American talk show host. Think of Don Cherry in rocking a Holt Renfrew suit and talking about politics.
He is 59 and is set to marry 33-year-old girlfriend Kathryn Rogers on Saturday at the talk radio star's palatial Florida beachfront property. Like most pro family right wingers this is his manyeth marriage.
Mr. Limbaugh emailed a statement to his local paper, the Palm Beach Post. "We try to live our lives as normal people," he wrote. "We do NOT seek media attention, we do not want it, especially for this. It is very special, obviously, and we just don't want any media attention."
Dude, are you sh*tting me? You are on the f*cking radio a zillion hours a week from coast to coast to coast and now you are getting shy?
Still he is concerned with his immediate environment. To wit the happy couple, concerned about the well being of birds are asking wedding guests to refrain from throwing rice and request that they throw OxyContins instead.
WFDS
Wedding guests are being urged to bring gifts of Oxycontin!
ReplyDeleteSo he has his Viagra, and she has the use of his money until she can't stand being married to him anymore.
ReplyDeleteSomeone commented that she's probably betting on his croaking this year. Something about 2010 and inheritance taxes.
They could always ask the Palins for Levi's number if they don't want to get ripped off.
ReplyDeleteSee? This is where you shoulda stuffed the Palin reference.