Tuesday, July 28, 2009

592...Re Post 581: Don't Steal From Liquor Store

But if you do, try to stay awake.

UPI.com has a story about two men in Swansea, Wales who stole $1,154 in liquor, stacked it neatly outside and then, like morons, went back in to the store and drank themselves to a point of unconsciousness.

Keith Cullen and Paul Wiggins were found inside the Kuehne Nagle Drinks Logistics by the police totally faced.

Mr. Cullen continued the trend of over refreshment by showing up for court too drunk to be allowed in the building; Mr. Wiggins just didn't show.

Both were convicted in abstentia.

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