268...Told You So/Was Wrong/Earl Is Dead

Entertainment Weekly online reports that My Name Is Earl is done like dinner.

I am going to miss the moustache, the crabman and Camden but most of all I am going to miss Jamie Lee Pressly.

She is sooooooooo funny.

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267...Told You So/Was Right/Jessica Alba

I am psychic, I am, for about an hour ago Entertainment Weekly sent me an email which I quote verbatim:

Jessica Alba has been officially let off the hook by the owners of the Oklahoma City properties she allegedly defaced with posters aimed at raising awareness of the dwindling numbers of Great White sharks. Though local police say they are continuing to investigate the incident, proprietors of properties directly affected told the Associated Press that they have "little interest in pursuing criminal charges." Earlier this week, Alba issued an apology for her role in the campaign.

Whilst they were contemplating charges I, the World Famous Dan Shields, went out on a limb and stated on the record that "They won't, under the Very Important Person's Act, celebrities in celebrity free cities are given a pass on stupid stuff, but they are considering laying charges. Strongly considering laying charges. Charges that they, of course, won't lay." They won't being the operative words here.

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157...Who Is More Credible?FoxTV/New York Times

Entertainment Weekly reports online that "The New York Times reports that AT&T may have influenced the outcome of American Idol by providing free text-messaging services at parties organized by fans of Kris Allen, who won the competition last week. Representatives of AT&T, a corporate sponsor of the show, reportedly taught Allen fans how to "power text" at the parties, allowing them to send multiple messages with a push of a button. Questions remain as to whether power texting violates American Idol voting rules."

Denials all around.

Imagine that.

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