They had to listen to former prom queen and multi gazillionaire Katie Couric get all pissy about her sad life.
Cyberalert takes the story from here:
Katie Couric, who made $15 million a year anchoring the CBS Evening News for a half-hour each weeknight, delivered a remarkably self-pitying commencement address at the University of Virginia on Sunday. "In those first few months at CBS, TV critics wrote about my clothes, my hair, my make-up, even the way I held my hands. Some said I lacked 'gravitas,' which I've since decided is Latin for 'testicles.'... My story may have played out in the public eye, but it's by no means unique," Couric told the graduates. " Every one of you will at some point be confronted by naysayers and learn that life isn't always fair. You'll feel cheated, you'll be mistreated. You'll wonder, 'when will I be loved?'"
That's a buzz kill.