I love Maury, that is Maury Povich for those of you out of the loop. And, seriously, he has been on national TV for three decades so how could you not know him?
Anyhow, I find his show to be a great pick-me-up when I am having a bad day coz I know that I am not the father.
Of course it isn't all paternity tests, no, there are other deviants on too. Take 27 year old April Davis. Please. WTOL-11, Toledo, tells the tale of Miss Davis who flew with her 58 year old boyfriend to Conn to be on Maury's show about young women dating older men.
That was great news for the unnamed bf: an all expenses paid trip to NYC to be on Maury, a little hotel, a little dinner, five bills to spend. The great news went bad a soon as the mis matched couple got back to Ohio. She dumped his sorry ass. Her man was soooooo pissed at her that he helped get her skank ass busted for violating her drug trafficking parole by traveling out of state. He did so by calling her probation officer and ratting her out. He even gave the officer a copy of her airline ticket and a copy of the show.
Miss Davis got 30 days inside and an extra six months probation.
Hell hath no fury...