Coz iffen you don't you may end up in jail.
Same goes for your five year old.
Write it on your hand or something.
Indianapolis Star tells that a bit over 24 hours ago in that sleepy little town a man, a very drunk man, called the police to report his tractor trailer had been stolen.
Only one problem.
No, make that his first problem.
See our unnamed hero had left the truck in the parking lot of a strip joint and ducked in for a beer. Or twelve. Or twelve times twelve.
Then buddy got sooooooo drunk he forgot where he parked his rig. By the way, to sweeten the deal, his five year old was inside the truck watching cartoons on a television. Apparently you cannot leave a five year old in an unlocked truck with keys in the ignition while daddy heads into the peeler parlour for some cold ones mixed in with some hot ones. At least not in Indianapolis.
"The 39-year-old was arrested at 1:15 a.m. Tuesday on child neglect and public intoxication charges after calling police to report his truck stolen and his child missing. Police said the man was too drunk to remember where he had parked."
Wait, it gets better. His wife, that's right, his w i f e, mother of his c h i l d
picked him up at the Marion County Jail.
His w i f e.
W i f e.
I bet he had a lot of 'splaining to do on the ride home.