How hot is it?
So hot that The National Post says that Detective Jeff Bangild of the Toronto Police Service decided to bake some poppin' fresh Pillsbury choc chip cookies in his squad car.
Took 12 hours but it happened.
That's how hot it is.
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Thursday, July 18, 2013
6254...Tronna Cop Bakes Cookies In Squad Car
Bit of a heat wave happening in the Centre of the Universe.
How hot is it?
So hot that The National Post says that Detective Jeff Bangild of the Toronto Police Service decided to bake some poppin' fresh Pillsbury choc chip cookies in his squad car.
Took 12 hours but it happened.
That's how hot it is.
WFDS
How hot is it?
So hot that The National Post says that Detective Jeff Bangild of the Toronto Police Service decided to bake some poppin' fresh Pillsbury choc chip cookies in his squad car.
Took 12 hours but it happened.
That's how hot it is.
WFDS
6253...Violin Appreciation Day
It was on this day in the year 64 that Nero fiddled while Rome burned.
You could look it up.
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You could look it up.
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6252...Arrest Bonus Of 250 K
Wow being a disgraced pol really pays off.
Take the case of Montreal's ex mayor Michael Applebaum. You may recall that Mr. Applebaum was interim mayor of Canada's coolest city for about a minute before the spoilsports that enforce the law charged him with 14 counts of having his hand in the cookie jar.
Megan Dolski of The Canadian Press tells all that he has just received a going away cheque totaling 267,923,90$. No wonder everyone is getting busted in La Belle; one canna afford not to.
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Take the case of Montreal's ex mayor Michael Applebaum. You may recall that Mr. Applebaum was interim mayor of Canada's coolest city for about a minute before the spoilsports that enforce the law charged him with 14 counts of having his hand in the cookie jar.
Megan Dolski of The Canadian Press tells all that he has just received a going away cheque totaling 267,923,90$. No wonder everyone is getting busted in La Belle; one canna afford not to.
WFDS
Wednesday, July 17, 2013
6251...Cat Killing Quebec Mayor
I say this frequently. La Belle is the place where the unthinkable happens on a regular basis.
For example, this weekend Stephane Gendron, the mayor of Huntington, a small town on the Quebec/New England border, went on his Radio-X show to proclaim that he is a hat hater. “Stray cats have no business on the street...So bang! I accelerate.” It gets better and by better I mean worse. “The other day I backed up over a newborn and I’m sure it didn’t feel a thing...The pickup passed over him like it was nothing.”
I feel the same way. Except about hipsters. I hope Mayor Gendron jay walks in front of me in Hintonburg, Ottawa.
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For example, this weekend Stephane Gendron, the mayor of Huntington, a small town on the Quebec/New England border, went on his Radio-X show to proclaim that he is a hat hater. “Stray cats have no business on the street...So bang! I accelerate.” It gets better and by better I mean worse. “The other day I backed up over a newborn and I’m sure it didn’t feel a thing...The pickup passed over him like it was nothing.”
I feel the same way. Except about hipsters. I hope Mayor Gendron jay walks in front of me in Hintonburg, Ottawa.
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6249...Canada Is Full
No more immigrants.
That is the David Suziki point of view as revealed to the French page turner L'Express.
I just flew from Ottawa to Edmonton.
Mr. Suziki is wrong.
Canada is empty.
Real empty.
A suggestion.
Next time you fly across Our Home And Native Land skip the movie and the foodies and look out the window.
Then you will realize how wrong you are.
Yer welcome.
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That is the David Suziki point of view as revealed to the French page turner L'Express.
I just flew from Ottawa to Edmonton.
Mr. Suziki is wrong.
Canada is empty.
Real empty.
A suggestion.
Next time you fly across Our Home And Native Land skip the movie and the foodies and look out the window.
Then you will realize how wrong you are.
Yer welcome.
WFDS
Tuesday, July 16, 2013
6248...The Golden Age Of TV Continues
Season debut of Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo tommorrow on TLC.
Quality TV on your flat screen, smart phone or lap top.
Tomorrow turned out to be as promised. Wunnerful.
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Quality TV on your flat screen, smart phone or lap top.
Tomorrow turned out to be as promised. Wunnerful.
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