738...End Of An Era

All sources around the world are reporting that Senator Edward Kennedy, the last of a troika of brothers who served at the highest level of government in the United States, passed away yesterday at the age of 77.

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461...Senator Al Franken Not Funny

So say the reports out of Washington, District of Columbia, where the junior Senator from Minnesota finally made it to the inner circle after a prolonged recount.

Uh, didn't you all see him on Saturday Night Live?

Funny, he never was.

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444...Old News But Salacious News

Senator John Ensign of Nevada admitted last month at a hastily called press conference reported, among other places, in Time Magazine, that he, a married man, had an eight month long affair with a married staffer.

For those of you who are slow of reading, they were married to other people.

So much for "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas".

Of course he was a pro family Republican. Aren't they all?

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411...It Took You Long Enough Senator

Bulletin from the New York Times:

The Minnesota Supreme Court has just issued its long-awaited judgment in the Senate race, declaring that Democrat Al Franken is the winner. And Norm Coleman, his opponent, at 4 p.m., announced that he had conceded and contacted Mr. Franken.

Wonder what Tom Davis thinks about this?

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