550...More Driving Tips

Don't watch porn while driving on a super highway.

Efe Osemwegie, 32, of Mississauga is charged with speeding and operating a motor vehicle with a television visible to the driver.

The Toronto Sun reports that he was busted by Northumberland OPP.

Mr. Osemwegie was alone in his car, [is there a better way to watch porn than alone?] and had an X-rated movie playing on a portable DVD player in the car's front seat, when the police pulled him over around 12:39 a.m. along Hwy. 401 in Port Hope.

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221...Winnipeg, The Porn Capital of Manitoba

Porn is all they are talking about today in balmy Winnipeg where, by the way, there is a frost warning ce soir, par for the course in Winnipeg, I mean, cripes, it is only June. It is the big story, front page in the Winnipeg Free Press, lead on the radio and TV news in the 'peg. It combined with a nice little lawsuit.

Here be the dealy deal.

On one side of the docket is an amateur Winnipeg porn star, Oshean de St. Claire de Guise, and her videographer husband, insisting they've done nothing illegal by cruising local bars looking for subjects to star in and with them in prairie pornos.

On the other side is a pair of Winnipeg sheriff''s officers, the good folks that transport prisoners and the like, who say that they were tricked into acting in an hour long, give or take, porno flick dubbed The Grey Cup Blonde.

Lawyers have been summoned.

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83...Porno on the Radio

Not tomorrow, not Tuesday, no, I will have some porn on the radio Wednesday, 93.1CKCU.

Tuesday, my new friend Aram Adjemian will be with me Tuesday morning from 6 to 7 a.m. and we will be talking about your rights as a human.

This is important stuff, do join me tomorrow morning, http://www.ckcufm.com/.

Porn on Wed.

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