Showing posts with label Pennsylvania. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pennsylvania. Show all posts

Saturday, July 18, 2009

540...Ain't This Always The Way

Just minding my own business, checking out Chicagoland's number 1 source for news, 780 WBBM and I come cross this beauty.

Heather Lynne Zeo, and you know it is bad when both names are used, Heather Lynne Zeo, a math teacher in suburban Philly had two hobbies. One was writing Christian music. Looks good on the resume. The other was banging 17 year old students. Looks bad on the resume.

Not so good in the docket either.

Heather Lynne Zeo has been charged with a bunch of stuff by the Montgomery County District Attorney and has been suspended from her job at North Penn High School in Lansdale, Pennsylvania.

Ah, a paid vacation will do HLZ good.

WFDS

Friday, July 3, 2009

432...When Robbing A Gas Station

Always make sure to fill up at the station you are robbing then go in and do your business, you know, threaten the dude, steal his money, fill a hockey bag with smokes and, if applicable, beer, then leave.

But first, fill up.

Do I have to repeat this?

For Lonnie Meckwood and Phillip Weeks of Pennsylvania, yes, I do.

The Associated Press reports that the New York State Police caught these two genie [plural for genius] after their getaway car ran out of gas while the were trying to escape late Monday night after robbing the Quickway Convenience Store in Kirkwood, New York, near the New York-Pennsylvania border about 80 miles south of Syracuse.

Police found the pair about a mile away. Their car was on the side of the road. Sans petrol.

Hope you took notes.

WFDS

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

359...ZeroMeansZero Would Love This Guy

If the boss cannot have a few pops to unwind what is the point of being the boss?

Shortly after meeting with fire and police officials Thursday night, Plainfield Township's [Lehigh Valley, Pennsylvania] supervisor chairman was found unconscious on the floor of the municipal building with a half-empty bottle of Jack Daniel's nearby, police say. It is reported in this morning's The Morning Call that Democrat Timothy Frankenfield, who is also the township fire marshal, faces a public drunkenness charge. Police say a portable breath test showed his blood-alcohol level was more than twice the legal limit to drive.

But officer, he wasn't driving, he was passed out on the floor.

WFDS