829...Facebook Fun

The Daily Mail, a British newspaper of some repute, has a story about a lad that will be guest of the Queen for the next fourteen years.

Brian Lewis, a 31 year old London lad, knifed his longtime girlfriend to death after she changed her Facebook status from 'married' to 'single'.

Mother-of-four Hayley Jones, 26, was found stabbed to heaven by her young children just days after altering her status on Facebook.

She and Mr. Lewis had been together for thirteen years and regarded themselves as man and wife even though they never married.

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537...Another Celebrity Death

It's Bruno, the star of Bruno.

In yesterday's Daily Mail his alter ego Sacha Baron Cohen says that Bruno will leave the planet, or, perhaps, has left the planet. Either way, he be dead.

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