Sunday, February 10, 2013

5611...Donald Duck: Racist?

Among Disney characters Donald Duck has certainly had the most chequered career.

There is an urban legend, refuted by Snopes.com, that states that Mr. Duck was banned in Finland for his lack of pants.

Now this.

The Daily Mail, the number one online paper in the world, claims that Mr. Duck refused to hug a five year old because the boy was black.  The allegation, the second in a week, is from the White family, pictured, who claim that their son Ryder was blown off by Mr. Duck when Ryder tried to hug him.  Blown off in fave of a white kid.  To add insult to injury when their older boy, Razzi, wanted to get a pic with Mr. Duck, Mr. Duck refused.

racist duck

Of course lawyers have been contacted.  In this case the ambulance chasers name is Dan Galleon and he is going to rep both fams versus Disneyland.

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5610...Stephen Harper Is An Historical Blip

You know.  An anomaly.

Yesterday morning's fish wrap told me that "If a federal election were held in Canada today and Justin Trudeau were at the helm of the Liberal Party, they’d win a strong majority in the House of Commons, says a Forum Poll for the National Post.  Forty-one per cent of poll respondents said they’d vote Liberal in this scenario, granting the party 164 of the 308 seats in the house. The Tories would get 30% of the vote and 93 seats, and the NDP would get 20% of the vote and 45 seats."

Amen.
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Saturday, February 9, 2013

5609...Lady Looks Like A Dude

FOX News made a boo boo.

buzzfeed.com reports that the right wing Yankee network ran a story on trad marriages, you know, man and woman, and ran this photo.

This is the photo FOX News is using for their article about traditional gender roles in marriage.

Turns out the dude is a lady.  The couple, Lela McArthur and Stephanie Figarelle, are from Anchorage and are the first same sex couple to get married at the Empire State Building.

Of all the couples in the world...

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5608...Jeffrey Paul Delisle Convicted Of Spying

Been reported widely in Canada.

This motherf*cker sold secrets, top secret secrets, to the Russians for 72,000.00$.

Seriously.

72K for selling out his country which, btw, is my country.

What did he get for it when convicted Friday?

He could be out in six.

Now the Lord knows that I am not one that is in favour of mandatory minimums and I am definitely not for capital punishment.

But.

This traitor could be out in s i x years.

Plus, and here is the best part, he is still on DND's payroll.

Seriously.

99 plus life would be more appropriate.

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5607...Aislin On Duffy



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Friday, February 8, 2013

5606...Army On Stand By In Toronto

It snowed there.

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5605...Dog May Kill Blue Jays World Series Hope

See Ontario has a law that says no pit bulls.

Mark Buehrle is a star pitcher that the Toronto Blue Jays signed in the off season.

In Ontarioio one is not allowed to have such a beast.

This puts Mr. Buehrle, a star pitcher who was picked up in the off season and who is expected to, along with R. A. Dickey, anchor the Jays staff, in a situation.

The Ottawa Sun's Mike Rutsey reports that Mr. Buehrle thought of getting a place in Niagara Falls, New York for himself, his wife, two kids and four dogs.  NFNY really isn't close enough for a commute from Tronna so he had to go to plan b which is leave the kids and dogs alone in FLA whilst he works in pit bull free Ontario.

For the want of a nail.

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