Wednesday, August 24, 2011

3990...I Hate When This Happens

ABC reports that Phillip Seaton went into Louisville Jewish Hospital for a circumsion and came out sans le penis.

Dr. John Patterson found inflammation on Mr. Seaton's little head back in 2007 and it was cancerous so, whoosh, gone with the wind.

Lawyers have been contacted.

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Tuesday, August 23, 2011

3989...Downfall You

Moomar has dipped out of Tripoli and the Libyan capital's political axis has shifted away from the Kernel.

Soooooooo of course gas prices in Fort Mac go up 8 cents a litre/35 cents a gallon.

Meme chose across our country.

No one asks and no one tells.

WFDS

3988...Downfall

Moomar style.

It ain't looking good for the Colonel.

No matter what his peeps say, when they are in your house, literally, it is not good.

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3987...Canada Wins Silver In China

If it was hockey it would be front page news but since it is hoop it were buried deep in the recesses of the sport pages.

Nonetheless Canada, led by Carleton's Tyson Hinz, won Silver at the World University Games, losing the final to Serbia.

Props.

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3986...Oy Vey

It ain't over.

Just coz their leader, Jack Layton, died after leading them to their greatest victory, it does not sound the deathknell for the Dippers.

C'mon, give yer head a shake. The NDP has been around for decades, predates Mr. Layton in the form of the CCF, and will live on after his untimely demise.

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Monday, August 22, 2011

3985...Maine Be Cool

They have Old Orchard, they have Stephen King and, according to my friend Len Berman, they have The Redneck Olympics.

It is in Hebron and according to Mr. Berman it has "Just the usual events involving lots of mud and the tossing of toilet seats. You know, highbrow sports entertainment. Well, the real Olympic guys weren't amused. They're threatening to sue if the 'rednecks' continue to use the word 'Olympics.' They're kind of fussy like that. The guys in Maine are kind of stubborn themselves. They've basically said 'buzz off.'"

That'll show the USOC, eh?

WFDS

3984...It Is Pride Week In Ottawa

Rumour is that Mayor Rob Ford will not being marching in the Ottawa Pride Parade Sunday.

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