Showing posts with label San Diego University. Show all posts
Showing posts with label San Diego University. Show all posts

Friday, July 17, 2009

532...Because Half Of Us Have Them

Penis news is always of interest.

The Lancet, a British medical journal, reports that a Ugandan study has discovered that if you circumcise a dude with HIV and he doesn't wear a condom he still spreads the disease.

I wonder if they, the Ugandans who did this ground breaking study of obviousisity, colluded with the crack team of researchers at San Diego University, Post 491, who discovered that if you have unprotected sex with drug addicted prostitutes you may catch something something deadly deadly.

Both studies also revealed that their research has shown that the sky is blue, the sun is hot and water is wet.

WFDS

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Friday, July 10, 2009

491...Does This Include Vanier Crack Hos Too?

Lab Places, which bills its self as Science News From The Source, runs with an article on its website today that reports that a San Diego University study has shown that if you have sex with HIV affected drug addicted prostitutes in Tijuana, Mexico you may get sick.

In other words, pointy headed men and women in lab coats took grant money and did research that revealed that women who have dozens of sex partners a day while high on meth, alcohol, crack, photo copier fluid, gasoline fumes etc. tend to be extra skanky.

They advise if you are going to be with women of that calibre you may want to wear a condom.

Latex gloves.

Goggles.

A rain hat.

Dental dam.

Presumably this applies in Vanier too.

The study also revealed that the sky is blue, the sun is hot and water is wet.

WFDS