Showing posts with label Plaxico Burress. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Plaxico Burress. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

807...PlaxicoBurressShould NotBeYourRoleModel

Mr. Burress is the former New York Giant star, see Post 706, who saw his NFL career implode as a gun he was carrying in his waist band exploded firing a bullet into his thigh and landing his ass in prison for long enough to 86 17's career.

Apparently he was a role model for 15 year old Brooklyn boy Khamir Grant who one upped his hero. The New York Post reports that Mr. Grant shot himself in the penis Sunday morning around 1:30.

You read right.

Bullet meet penis; penis meet bullet.

The future rocket scientist was walking home in the middle of the night when his gun started to slip and he accidentally fired it propelling a bullet through his penis.

After being treated in hospital our little genius followed in the footsteps of the Super Bowl hero by being charged with reckless endangerment and criminal possession of a weapon.

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Thursday, August 20, 2009

706...Shoot Yourself In The Thigh And Go To Jail

If you roll like Plaxico Burress that is what is going to go down.

Everyone is reporting that the former New York Giant wideout pleaded guilty Thursday to a weapons charge and agreed to a two-year prison term for accidentally shooting himself at a Manhattan nightclub. You read right, Mr. Science shot himself, his own damn self, in the thigh earlier this year.

He is 31 and hopes to renew his NFL career when he gets out of jail in what will probably be 20 months.

Andy Reid, what do you and the Iggles have to say about that?

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