Showing posts with label Church. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Church. Show all posts

Sunday, July 12, 2009

499...And You Thought Your Saturday Sucked

It was a very Vanier wedding.

Justin Penrose in theMirror.co.uk reports that there was a wedding that wasn't in Great Billing, Northants, United Kingdom.

It were cancelled after police arrested the bride, groom, best man and a witness. Acting on a tip-off from the United Kingdom Border Agency, party poopers the UKBA is, they seized the wedding party just minutes before the ceremony.

The groom was a legal entrant from Portugal but the pregnant Nigerian bride, the best man and witness had all entered the country illegally. When the party arrived at the church they found it locked and the vicar missing.

Po po swept in and all four were arrested on suspicion of facilitating a sham marriage.

And you thought your Saturday was bad.

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Saturday, June 20, 2009

337...One Week From Today, Bring Your Gun

To church.

Day.

Refer to Post 217.

This ain't nuts.

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Friday, June 5, 2009

217...Bring A Gun To Church Day

Soon, stay tuned to The World Famous Dan Shields for details.

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