Tuesday, August 21, 2012

5061...My Butt Hurts. Who Do I Sue?

The Dallas Cowboys.

That's who.

The stronza doing the suing is Jenelle Carillo who burnt her tuckas sitting on a marble bench outside Cowboys Stadium on a 101 degree day, that is about 40 Canuck degrees.  Her lawyer, Michael Walsh, told CBS in DFW that she had to spend a week in hospital having her backside brought back to factory specifications.

Oh, yeah, this happened in 2010.  Two years ago.  Methinks that Jerry Jones, the owner of America's Team, will write a fat cheque and Ms. Carillo will go away.

WFDS

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