Jim Robinson passes this along from failepicfail.com.
So this couple wants a family, fair dinkum. But buddy cannot get one past the goalie so they go to a doctor in their burg of Stuttgart who tells Dimetrious Soupolos, a mere 29 year old lad he is, that he is sterile.
Mr. Soupolos comes up with a plan. He will pay his next door neighbour, Frank Maus, 34, 2500 dollars to be with his wife, Mrs. Traute Soupolos,three times a week for six months and get Mrs. S pregnant. Should work, coz Mr. Maus has two kids already, eh?
Mr. Maus goes to a doctor who tells him he is also sterile.
Turns out Mrs. Maus has a guy on the side who has been getting her pregnant.
This beautiful story has turned into a sad civil case with every one suing every one.